Their marketing plan was designed by morons.
Every Saturday night
some twit ~ oops! I know that a twit is a pregnant goldfish, not someone working for Papas & Beer! someone walks down this street (where I happen to park my car) and they put Papas & Beer bumper stickers on all the cars' back windows.

Yep ~ that makes me want to run right over and spend money in their establishment!
Not acceptable.
I have peeled two off of my car so far.

I'm keeping them til I can have a little chat with
the twit manager El Jefe de Papas & Beer, which by the way, I am boycotting for life
not that I would ever set foot in there anyway...